well, I for one am BACK IN THE GAME now.
New fic!The Paul Simon Songbook (or how Paul Simon has been Art Garfunkel'ed into submission)
(4357 words) by SDJ2
Fandom: Simon & Garfunkel
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Art Garfunkel/Paul Simon, mentions of Paul Simon/Katty Chitty
Characters: Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, and Art's roommates in college, Kathy is only here fleetingly
Additional Tags: Pining, In fact make that, Mutual Pining, Best Friends, Childhood Friends, Friendship/Love, College, London, Long-Distance Friendship, Misunderstandings, Song Lyrics, New York, Idiots in Love, Romantic Fluff, Paul is stupid in his own way, TWO IDIOTS, i love them so much sob sob sob, Art is a jealous dork, Friends to Lovers, Canon Compliant
But what comes out of Art's mouth next instead, is "I resent your continued use of adjectives that refer to a person's cerebral capabilities to describe me".
Paul doesn't miss a beat: "You are honest to god the biggest fool I've ever met".
Or: the Art of writing love letters, by Paul Simon.